There are pictures of him and Epstein feeling up teenagers.

Yeah, but that wouldn’t be news. Same as Trump and Prince Andrew being on it aren’t news. I’m guessing some really popular people are on there. People like Bernie Sanders (I’m NOT saying he’s on there but you get my gist).

Brexit wants a word.

Do all y’all just have a text to cut and paste from?

I’m watching Tatort Münster to learn German. Love Thiel and Börne.

Alfred J Kwak started as a performance by Herman van Veen. I still have the record.

En het orkest riep “boe”. Oh jee, dacht Alfred, wat noe.

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You think the destruction of the environment is worth it? Fuck you.

Würstchen in a bun.

Germany, of course.

My in laws learned English in their seventies!

I’m 57 and learning German. I also have long covid brain and I’m in the menopause. I’m still managing to pick stuff up but I keep forgetting it when I actually have to speak German.

Their leader has better hair.

There are variations of these and the ones with aniseed are the worst.

People died. Asthma is much more dangerous than you think…

I didn’t have a prenup drawn up. Bye house.

Normal procedure nowadays. Why are you surprised?

They’re getting a wiggle on before Merz stops them.

Ooh, thanks, I’ll have a shufty.

Aye, me too. I can no longer work but I also don’t get benefits because according to the rules I can actually work. I have post exertional malaise, chronic fatigue and chronic brain fog. I’m an editor and proofreader.

I have SwiftKey. Autocorrect is switched off, but it still auto, ahem, “corrects”. Because apparently when you type “have” you must have meant “haven’t”.

Does anyone know a keyboard that doesn’t do dumb shit like that?

V is irrelevant. A determines how much actual power something gets.