OK, it was is exact moment that I actually fully believed this is a simulation with the ‘surreal’ parameter maxed out.

Not a .196?

I bow down to your superior Cheetoing methods.

Welp there goes my evening

May I introduce you to the concept of pouring a ton of Cheetos onto a plate, then picking them up one-by-one by adhering your tongue to them like a chameleon?

I believe the trans population is 1% of total population. So 1% of 5700 mass shooters is 57, meaning trans shooters are very underrepresented among mass shooters roughly by a factor of 10.

Isn’t this a quote from Gabby Giffords, who pretty famously got shot by Jared Loughner? She has a unique perspective here.

May I introduce you to the concept of chopsticks?

Maybe not objectively bad, but mine is '60s music. Even the super sugary pop crap (well, minus bubblegum). Even though a lot of the lyrics haven’t aged well. I just love it. SiriusXM’s '60s Gold stays on my radio dial!

Also, I love being in the sun. I’m super pale and I’ve had to have a bunch of things removed and biopsied by the dermatologist, so now I load up on sunblock and avoid the sun like a vampire, which makes me sad. I know it’s bad for me but I really do love the sun 💛

43 and it’s Cap’n Crunch for me. It happens once every few years and I always regret it.

It’s completely natural.

Are you disgusted by cellulite? If so, why?

He may be the last if he is unable to produce a son.

If they won’t allow women to be emperor, I wonder if sex-selective IVF will be the answer.

I avoid going out during busy times - e.g., rush hour, school zones, restaurants on a Friday or Saturday night.

I could make a solid argument for the '60s

South Park season 27 episode 4, I’m guessing

More please!

I assure you the entirety of New Jersey does not smell like shit. There are smelly industrial areas. But they don’t call us the Garden State for nothing! There’s plenty of natural beauty and fresh air.

Ugh RIP Jonathan Brandis

I like Aldi for staples like old-fashioned oats, cooking oil, and laundry detergent. But I can’t do all my shopping there because their meat is awful and their produce is very hit-or-miss. Typically I buy what I can at Aldi and get the rest at Giant, and if I’m getting fish, I go to Wegmans.