Always reminds me of this amazing clip.

Not in my house
Not in a flat
Don’t make me grouse
I do not want that!

I’m American and I knew what it was, so it’s a thing here too.

Always makes me misty

Seconding this! I’m in perimenopause and started HRT this summer. It’s made a pretty big difference so far!

Cook food that he doesn’t like

Smart! Am I right that A-levels are optional and most people do O-levels?

Enjoy what’s left of the '90s, pursue emancipation, breeze through the rest of high school, get a job and buy some key stocks, start college, and make sure I’m at the right place at the right time to re-meet my husband ❤️

I never understood this - I think giving people a tour of your house is such a weird thing to do.

Birch beer, followed by Dr. Pepper and the cranberry ginger ale.

I’d assume I were trapped in a warp bubble.

Have you ever smoked? Because I assure you you’re wrong about this.

It was 2000 and I was working as a stablehand: mucking out horse stalls, feeding, watering, turning out horses into the paddocks, tacking/untacking/grooming lesson horses from 7 AM to 4 PM six days a week for 5 bucks an hour under the table. January & February were the worst because the water buckets in each stall would freeze solid overnight and I had to bash the ice out of every single one in the morning (the barn didn’t have hot running water to melt it with).

Then I got burnt out and got a job at a video store.

That’s by design. Remember what a revolving door his first administration was? He learned from that and surrounded himself with spineless sycophants this time around.

I’m not saying this is the entire problem, but we need universal vote-by-mail and/or to make election day a federal holiday. Low-income folks have the least leeway to miss work to vote, and from what I understand many poorer areas are underserved in terms of polling locations.

Does the cat think fish equals pets?

Many parallel reddit-like services which can interact with each others’ content if they choose to allow it.

Yesterday

My bröther in beans, you’re gonna give yourself a hemorrhoid if you sit on the bowl too long.