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North Korea. And Israel.

Mr. Musk, I heard that your failure —twice now— to bring them home was political, and that without your interference, NASA would already have them home safely.

What do you say to that?

Translation: there’s three years until Canada can do what it wants with the Columbia headwaters, unless the US comes back to the bargaining table in good faith.

Here in Canada we learn Parisian French in school despite Quebecois French being one of our national languages.

It’s probably because, like BBC/Oxford English, those are the places that have an “official” version of the language they try to preserve. Same thing happens with Portugese, despite Brazilian Portugese being more commonly spoken than Portugal Portugese.

Thing is, you can’t take back clearcutting an ecological preserve.

Trump and Musk like to talk big and move as fast as possible. The trick will be to ensure that the resource extraction companies can’t take irreversible action as soon as Trump says something stupid, but still have months of paperwork to wade through so there’s time for Trump to be able to change what he originally meant by what he said/signed.

Everything Iran has said about the US in the past appears to be actually true with the current administration. Why would they bother negotiating?

Because he’s flooded public discourse with plenty of other things people are outraged over?

He’s just upset because he never got to guest star on CHIPS.

“We’re erecting trade barriers to prevent you from selling us stuff! Why won’t you let us tell you how to run your country?”

This is wonderful… and made me wonder: how difficult would it be to set up a debt co-op? Buy debt at a loss and write it off of the income of people in the co-op, while erasing people’s debt at pennies on the dollar. Win-win situation!

That’s the point. This will hopefully eventually pressure Congress to do their job.

This just in: Elon Musk being investigated for fixing the price of eggs.

https://www.realcanadiansuperstore.ca/en/grade-a-extra-large-eggs/p/20812726001_EA?source=nspt

$4.63 CAD ($3.20 USD) for a dozen extra large eggs currently.

“shutupshutupshutupeggpricesshutupshutupshutUP!”

“In the USA, Climate Change focuses on YOU!”

Why are you thinking I’m whitewashing MAGA?

I’m saying the Australian paper intentionally didn’t add the “Again” in their headline as a pointed barb, while still using the word “great” in their headline byline in its non-MAGA form, thus doubling the irony.

Same greatness there as you find with “great bowel movement” or possibly “great white shark” - referencing it’s massiveness, not it’s quality.

Yeah; Latvia needs to elect an Elon Mump next….

That’s why they didn’t say “again.”

I use a 100% cotton bath mat. About twice the thickness of a towel with a non-slip bottom. Gets hung to dry between showers. You can pick them up at Ikea for cheap.