Start of October

I use fancy zones, and also the one that finds your mouse cursor as I’m always losing it, and the always on top mode for when I don’t want a teams call to vanish while I do something else

The Simpsons is still being made?

I used to enjoy the divorced birds sub over in the other place that this tweet spawned

Pre-conforming? A little reminder to me of why I don’t pay for a licence.

Money can’t buy happiness but it sure takes the sting out of being poor

I’m on this line and an upgrade will be very welcome!

Why is the third panel a different species?!

Fuck’s sake, it had just started to properly settle down and get good

I’ve seen loads of posts from ~grad on my feed saying how China’s provision of homes for the homeless is an indicator of advanced civilisation, so presumably they’ll be along in a second to tell me the Sadiq is doing a great thing here?

Any… Second… Now

Third line could be “the dreams that I get rekt in”

I never saw the movie in the first place and I’m ambivalent about watching the extra hour when seeing it

AI enabled Elmo? Helping your cave dwelling children develop their creativity?

A fucking depraved dirty sex act, you’d feel shame even googling

Only if you’re doing it right!

Satire article? Please tell me that’s a satire article?

In the film “Mars Attacks” there’s a scene where the US president, country under attack, takes a call from the French president who thinks he’s negotiated a peace deal with the Martian ambassador.

The US president wearily says “Maurice, get out of the room, get out now” and then there’s a scene with the Martians attacking the French cabinet and the Eiffel Tower

I’m reminded of that scene when people think they can honestly negotiate with these guys

Probably people who think this is advertising over information. For example, here’s a list of European made bags would be better.

I originally skipped past on the assumption it was disguised advertising

The Breturn?

Hang on, more of an unnecessary economic error than Liz Truss?! That’s impressive “hold my beer” territory