I nearly became straight just reading the sentence, I can imagine it’s power said out loud. Welcome to straight land!

I wish I could say I didn’t believe you, but it’s not an unusual story at all. Stay strong

Come to the UK! It’s all free

Don’t be gay? I bet you became straight as soon as you heard that magical sentence

Good idea. At the same time I’ll burn all my mixed material clothing cos that’s also banned.

It also says when a woman has her period she should take 2 pigeons and burn them as sacrifice. Which I do every month OBVIOUSLY

Nope. We don’t even all own electric fans.

I had the same response when I went LA a few years ago. It was 24 and I thought it was boiling all the LA people roared with laughter