I can technically swim, but I can’t open my eyes under water, so it’s not safe to attempt swimming. Now I’m just grossed out by the ick in lakes and swimming pools, and I can’t handle the heat anymore either, so I’ll probably never swim again

I can’t whistle at all, despite numerous ppl in my life taking so much time trying to coach me

Hope you heal well and quickly!

Death in Vegas’s Dead Elvis album. Is mostly upbeat instrumental, good background or going to sleep music without being boring

I never knew these existed and now I kindof want one. Lol maybe I’ll see one in an antique store in 40 years

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I like Mastermind - the pegs are really satisfying to place

I understand the taking responsibility part, but I think you can spare a little blame for the companies who sold those products knowing full well how addictive and dangerous they are.

Haahaaha