Brave Little Hitachi Wand

I have watched that joke start off unfunny, get repurposed ironically, fade into sincerity and circle back to being unfunny, get exhumed in a funny way, die again, and now there’s just this breccia of nuance that makes me feel weird and sad… But in a funny way.

Oh man… So Obama not only roasted Trump so bad that the touchy little bastard ran for office, but he also handed Elon his only genuine W.

Talk about a monkey’s paw president.

Ah shit

Upvoted for the only optimistic shit I’ve read so far

It’s already worse

Men don’t fuck people, guns fuck people

The pit bull haters are having a field day I bet

We were rocking an 08 Mazda without even power windows up until a few years ago. Even that is too much these days. I’m happier on buses and trains.

Isn’t it surreal to imagine this administration not ratfucking elections? Isn’t it hard to imagine them ever ceding power peacefully? The legal challenges can and should occur, but they’re not going to save us in the end I fear.

Rocky, I think our human might be a psycho.

I chose the right decade to give up driving.

Where we go one, we bicker incessantly?

Row row

I mean, there’s no comparison. Punching Nazis is always cool, Twitter is just talking to them, which never is. You and fifty friends go on Twitter and dunk on Nazis all day and you’re still just at a table talking with the enemy. Take fifty friends to a Nazi bar and throw punches, you’ve just improved the neighbourhood.

They can also have pockets, sometimes. It’s peak something or other

Finally got around to it. Running it now after… a couple years of being inactive on Reddit? They won’t suspect a thing

Got to return to the scene of the crime I guess

Great. So the least we can do is remove our comments so Reddit gets less valuable to advertisers

I hear Reddit logs a backup of your last comments edit, so maybe run it twice

We used to have a teak bath mat, but it wasn’t that comfortable.