"Look, boss, I could make 135 times what I do here as a trader for that bank. And that’s without the bonuses. So either you match up and I keep on digging your trench, or I’m out of here.’
A polo and some nice chinos would work better in that scenario as it carries more feasibility. (Also, stop by an office supplies store to grab some blank 2x4 labels to write you name on and ‘forget’ to remove from your chest)
Show up to a construction site, retail, fast food, etc in a suit with a resume folder. 😂
"Look, boss, I could make 135 times what I do here as a trader for that bank. And that’s without the bonuses. So either you match up and I keep on digging your trench, or I’m out of here.’
A polo and some nice chinos would work better in that scenario as it carries more feasibility. (Also, stop by an office supplies store to grab some blank 2x4 labels to write you name on and ‘forget’ to remove from your chest)
This was the kind of surprise twist punchline I was expecting.