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minus-squaretym@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8arrow-down2·1 day agoWith all due respect, my penis is the cleanest thing in a public restroom. I wash it twice a day.
minus-squareClent@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5arrow-down2·1 day agoThat is definitely the excuse common among people who do not wash their hands. It’s not true in any way but its very pithy.
minus-squareArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up4arrow-down1·1 day agoI work with a lot of grease and oils and whatnot, I have to wash my hands before I piss, and unless I piss on my hand, there’s not much need to wash them again. Though I don’t work around food, which is important.
With all due respect, my penis is the cleanest thing in a public restroom. I wash it twice a day.
That is definitely the excuse common among people who do not wash their hands.
It’s not true in any way but its very pithy.
I work with a lot of grease and oils and whatnot, I have to wash my hands before I piss, and unless I piss on my hand, there’s not much need to wash them again.
Though I don’t work around food, which is important.