Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 1 day agoI don't buy fortune cookies to be fucking attackedlemmy.dbzer0.comimagemessage-square14fedilinkarrow-up1449arrow-down15
arrow-up1444arrow-down1imageI don't buy fortune cookies to be fucking attackedlemmy.dbzer0.comStamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 1 day agomessage-square14fedilink
minus-squareMalfeasant@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·21 hours agoStruggling with how to read that… Punctuation would help… Are the professionals trained in bed? Or is the reader meant to seek their help in bed? Instructions unclear, fortune cookie stuck in dick.
…in bed
Struggling with how to read that… Punctuation would help… Are the professionals trained in bed? Or is the reader meant to seek their help in bed? Instructions unclear, fortune cookie stuck in dick.
I prefer “… in prison.”