- cross-posted to:
- Epsteinfiles@lemmy.world
- cross-posted to:
- Epsteinfiles@lemmy.world
Donald Trump will likely name his new $300 million White House ballroom after himself, according to senior administration officials.
Already, officials are referring to it as “The President Donald J. Trump Ballroom.” That name will likely stick, ABC News was told.
Trump has not publicly said what he intends to name the ballroom, but he is known for branding his construction projects after himself – and it appears this project will be no different.
It’s the Epstein Ballroom.

Trump Epstein Ballroom. Best Friends Forever
Prediction: The Ballroom will never be finished. There will be construction zone where the east wing used to be for the next decade and a half
Donald’s compensating room.
The “How to funnel 300 million dollars into the pockets of my business friends -ballroom”
What’s the point of this story? Everyone already knew that. He puts his name on literally everything he can get away with. It would be news if he was planning to name it after anyone else.
The point is that they want people to stop calling the Epstein ballroom the Epstein ballroom.
But is sounds so… Appropriate
#JefferyEpsteinMemorialBallroom
Next president, assuming we get one, should complain, very publicly how ugly and gaudy it is. Then either bulldoze it. And also plant grass in the garden again.
Epstein Ballroom
It’s the Epstein Ballroom
Trump is Right though, it should named after him as well.
the Trump-Epstein ballroom
The Chester the Molester Monstrous Carbuncle.
I’m not “mememing”, if we all informally call it the Epstein ballroom, it’ll become the official name.
same way as conservatives renamed ACA to Obamacare. we can do the same.
Future generations will treat it as a public bathroom.
I’m hoping that one day it will be a Smithsonian museum of White House history, including an exhibit of everything Trump destroyed to build his guilded monstrosity. Something tells me it won’t happen, even if there is ever another Dem in office, because the Dems are still pathetically hung up on decorum and would never do anything so direct to slight a previous administration. Still, nothing would make Donnie seethe more than seeing this space opened to the riff raff.
The Epstein Memorial Gilded Rapetorium.
Well that’s just misleading.
It should be the child rapetorium
This is why we need big idea dudes like you in power.
Whatever. Trump is super modest, he would never slap his name on something. He has too much taste and gravitas for such petty things.
The Grand Shitbag Masterbatorium?
I thought we’d settled on Epstein Ballroom.
How could it be anything else? Epstein Ballroom seems good to me!
Saint Epstein (Great Guy (Totally Innocent (Democrat Scapegoat Even))) Memorial Ballroom
angel epsteinel.
LBJ was all about the ballroom.
Jumbo needed legroom.
Underrated comment.
I mean, that’s all I’m ever going to call it.
Trump and Epstein Ballroom.
Trump Stain Ballroom.
With the amount of old, rich and powerful men in there the Virginia Giuffre Ballroom would probably be more accurate.
That was fucking dark. Bravo for nailing the joke.











