• Uli@sopuli.xyz
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    14 hours ago

    Let me see if I can predict how this will go:

    • Trump spends a week saying that the education department is the worst it’s ever been and that Biden was going to make all the school lunches trans so we have to stop it
    • He says only he understands how to fix education and make it less trans and he’s not going to stop until no lunch is trans
    • Golf break
    • DOGE deletes all studies on trans fats
    • Elon tells everyone at DOE they are fired and for every minute they stay in the building one article of their clothing will be set on fire
    • Trump makes up some lie like that Canada is training geese to illegally cross the border under the guise of migration
    • The news media focuses on the second thing
    • Golf break
    • Some judge says no, you’re not allowed do just get rid of Department of Education
    • Trump makes a thinly veiled threat against that judge’s life
    • Golf break
    • Chief Justice John Roberts crosses out what the district judge said and covers it with a sticker that says “Great Job”
    • Trump makes up some lie like a country-wide epidemic of Dominican immigrants putting their butts on drinking fountains
    • The news media focuses on the second thing
    • Golf break
    • Donald Trump decides to try putting his butt on a drinking fountain

    I don’t see any world where all of this does not happen exactly as written.