NEW YORK — It’s no laughing matter when it comes to how Jerry Seinfeld feels about what he seemingly believes is the lesser of two evils. During a Duke University event on Tuesday, the Emmy-winning comedian compared the Free Palestine movement to the Ku Klux Klan. He even went so far as to say that people who use the phrase “Free Palestine” are worse than the white supremacist group. Seinfeld ...
Outdated? You mean the euphemism treadmill took them over? Exactly like I’m warning about pedophile? Oh no, it’s exactly what I said.
Eat shit and die.
Oh, don’t worry, it’s not what you think. I redefined “eat” to mean “live” because eating is how you live. “Shit” now just refers to something long. And “die” is used ironically now to mean “prosper”. So really I said “love long and prosper”, the words just evolved is all. You shouldn’t take offense. Language evolves. It’s perfectly fine to take established words and completely change them like you said.
So again, eat shit and die.