Holy shit, all those Weekend at Bernie’s jokes are going to end up true after all.
But in all seriousness, it’s probably just to hide the hematomas on his hands. It’s the cheapest, fastest option, and if there’s anything Trump loves, it’s cheap & fast.
As opposed to… makeup? Like, from the dollar store? I’m surprised he doesn’t have a full time stylist on staff anyway. Or does he spraypaint that orange shit on his face himself?
Holy shit, all those Weekend at Bernie’s jokes are going to end up true after all.
But in all seriousness, it’s probably just to hide the hematomas on his hands. It’s the cheapest, fastest option, and if there’s anything Trump loves, it’s cheap & fast.
As opposed to… makeup? Like, from the dollar store? I’m surprised he doesn’t have a full time stylist on staff anyway. Or does he spraypaint that orange shit on his face himself?