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    2 days ago

    The Epstein Estate (TOTAL LOSERS, sick people, everyone knows it) has now joined forces with the RADICAL LEFT DEMOCRATS — the Crooked, NASTY, Trump-Hating Liberal Mob — to create a FAKE, DISGUSTING, totally PHONY Birthday Card with my PERFECT, one-of-a-kind Signature (the BEST signature, EVERYBODY says so). This is the most PATHETIC Hoax since the RUSSIA, RUSSIA, RUSSIA SCAM and the TWO (yes, TWO!) RIDICULOUS Impeachments that went NOWHERE. ONLY a group of weak, deranged, LOW-IQ Liberals with TDS (Trump Derangement Syndrome at RECORD LEVELS) would waste their time forging a birthday card — a BIRTHDAY CARD!!! — in a desperate attempt to stop your FAVORITE President (ME) from Making America Great AGAIN, AGAIN!!! They can’t beat me with NUMBERS (the Polls are INCREDIBLE), they can’t beat me with FACTS (because I’m ALWAYS right), so now they try with FAKE cards. Truly PATHETIC. Even Sleepy Joe never stooped this low (probably because he can’t even hold a pen). The FAKE NEWS Media — 100% in on it — refuses to report the TRUTH. They are TERRIFIED because the American People LOVE me, they LOVE my Birthdays, and they LOVE my SUCCESS. Nobody has had better birthdays than ME, not even George Washington (great guy, but small cake!). TOTAL WITCH HUNT!!! VERY SAD!!!

    -@RealDonaldTrump