A rambling senator explains how eating radioactive shrimp will turn you into the xenomorph from Alien and other ludicrous claims about “foreign” shrimp.

Seriously, stop doing business with Americans. They’re idiots.

  • AreaSIX @lemmy.zip
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    4 days ago

    That man graduated from Vanderbilt and Oxford universities. I assure you that he’s not stupid. He’s just willing to act stupid to advance the evil.