One of my neighbors is the biggest fucking closet case I’ve met in decades.

I have literally never heard him talk about anything except gay this, fag that, penis here & there.

No straight man concerns himself with where other men put their penises the way this guy does.

I got so fed up with him one day I said “look just come out of the closet and suck a dick already, everybody knows you want to”. He is not spoken to me a single time since then.