“I’m afraid that you will not be allowed back into your home today. The Met Office [or whatever it’s called] has said that the weather pattern is for snow. Unfortunately, it’s the wrong type for your locale. Please make alternative living arrangements until further notice.”
Why not? They’ve failed miserably at delivering cost effective rail transport - it’s cheaper to fly from your local airport on Ryanair to Spain and back to the local nearest destination airport - they might as well have a go at fucking up housing.
Guessing that the ‘houses’ are actually train carriages that have been continually stuck in sidings since time immemorial.
Why not? They’ve failed miserably at delivering cost effective rail transport - it’s cheaper to fly from your local airport on Ryanair to Spain and back to the local nearest destination airport - they might as well have a go at fucking up housing.
Guessing that the ‘houses’ are actually train carriages that have been continually stuck in sidings since time immemorial.
But network rail don’t run any trains
Never let facts get in the way of a good joke.
Oh! You and your ‘facts’ are soooo out-dated. We don’t do that anymore. This is my truth.