Nah you’re right. I get that you’re speaking hyperbolically but goddamn that shit is good, everyone should experience it.

But also Mr. Northeast, not everyone has good Italian, Chinese, or Delis, so count your blessings. I’d murder for a proper chicken parm calzone. Our General Tso’s is just saucy, no caramelization. Try and find a good sandwich, best we can do is Jimmy Johns or Jersey Mikes, you want bread with the cornstarch on the bottom? Get fucked.

Everywhere has it’s strengths and weaknesses.