LadyButterfly she/her@piefed.blahaj.zone to Witches VS Patriarchy@lemmy.caEnglish · 4 days agoWho agrees?piefed.cdn.blahaj.zoneimagemessage-square37fedilinkarrow-up1140arrow-down147
arrow-up193arrow-down1imageWho agrees?piefed.cdn.blahaj.zoneLadyButterfly she/her@piefed.blahaj.zone to Witches VS Patriarchy@lemmy.caEnglish · 4 days agomessage-square37fedilink
minus-squareouthouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up2arrow-down1·3 days agoSpecifically this one though; i wish my opportunity to ruin.
minus-squareouthouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up3arrow-down1·edit-22 days agoThank you. I promise a great sundering. I promise ruin grief and desolation Heres my platform: A new government department dedicated to making your pets hate you. A great new infrastructure public works and jobs project inspired by ‘fullmetal alchemist’. Nationalize twitter All government services are now provided through chat bots. On twitter. Also the character limit is back. End racism by instituting slavery for all americans, regardless of race or creed Make new, more fucked up, racism. Possible a caste system, but definitely involve calipers. Those dog robots? More of those. Murder drones with arbitrary targeting rules, changed daily and only announced an hour in advance Start a grand research project to realize every dystopian scifi novel Engineer every child (to be a fucking disaster) Taxes are now microtransactions. Through twitter. There will be points. I promise to destroy or steal for myself: the moon and at least one continent. Still capitalism, but cops have to break in and use your toothbrush at least once a week. All home appliances must be wifi enabled and access your social media-including sex toys. Gender affirming care for trans people is just as banned, but now cis people need to do it (we will check) You can still have ice cream, but we only do meat and periodic table flavors now. No the meat is not cooked first. All identification now requires licking a surface. You can clean the surface with a dry sponge. After you use it. Possible slogans: Outhouseperilous 2028- -a politician you want to lie! -Hope you can trust; hope that im lying! -Fuck it -Can this really be worse? -at least shes not a fascist -no war for oil, only war for war
minus-squaremurmelade@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·3 days agoI applaud you, bravo! Still better than Frump.
Specifically this one though; i wish my opportunity to ruin.
You’ve got my vote.
Thank you. I promise a great sundering. I promise ruin grief and desolation
Heres my platform:
A new government department dedicated to making your pets hate you.
A great new infrastructure public works and jobs project inspired by ‘fullmetal alchemist’.
Nationalize twitter
All government services are now provided through chat bots. On twitter. Also the character limit is back.
End racism by instituting slavery for all americans, regardless of race or creed
Make new, more fucked up, racism. Possible a caste system, but definitely involve calipers.
Those dog robots? More of those.
Murder drones with arbitrary targeting rules, changed daily and only announced an hour in advance
Start a grand research project to realize every dystopian scifi novel
Engineer every child (to be a fucking disaster)
Taxes are now microtransactions. Through twitter. There will be points.
I promise to destroy or steal for myself: the moon and at least one continent.
Still capitalism, but cops have to break in and use your toothbrush at least once a week.
All home appliances must be wifi enabled and access your social media-including sex toys.
Gender affirming care for trans people is just as banned, but now cis people need to do it (we will check)
You can still have ice cream, but we only do meat and periodic table flavors now. No the meat is not cooked first.
All identification now requires licking a surface. You can clean the surface with a dry sponge. After you use it.
Possible slogans: Outhouseperilous 2028-
-a politician you want to lie!
-Hope you can trust; hope that im lying!
-Fuck it
-Can this really be worse?
-at least shes not a fascist
-no war for oil, only war for war
I applaud you, bravo! Still better than Frump.