Ok Lemmings look, I love life and I love my family, so I’d hate to have to blow my fucking brains out. So what’s another strategy for tuning out this incessant lava chicken?
Alternatively, does anyone have a time machine and enough money to convince Jack Black to not do the Minecraft movie?
Or find a song they hate to constantly sing. Maybe some old person music like Hoobastank.
So many parents don’t realize kids can listen to grownup music. My daughter sings so much Greenday, and while it’s a little awkward hearing her start singing “I was sober now I’m drunk again”