I expected nothing less, and I am honestly appalled at the decision process that let the MET to greenlight that form after the BoatyMcBoatface affair.

But since you have several options, I still urge you to nominate Shell, Exxon, and BP for the other choices.

We have to be careful though and ensure we just call it ‘McStormface’ as then it will be reported as ‘Storm McStormface’ as opposed to ‘Storm StormyMcStormface’ which imo doesn’t roll off the tongue as well.