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☆ Yσɠƚԋσʂ ☆@lemmy.ml to Programmer Humor@lemmy.mlEnglish · 6 days ago

Meeting Driven Development

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Meeting Driven Development

☆ Yσɠƚԋσʂ ☆@lemmy.ml to Programmer Humor@lemmy.mlEnglish · 6 days ago
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  • kingthrillgore@lemmy.ml
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    There are days when I want to go straight from the meeting to a running woodchipper and dive head first

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    I believe this is called a “stand up”. That is, you’re standing up your real work for an hour so a useless middle manager scrum master can feel like they’re contributing.

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      Made better when you literally have no change from yesterday’s standup. Lol

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    Always has been.

    Next up on O’RLY’s roster - Politics Driven Development. Undoing the apolitical societal programming for fun and profit.

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      coming soon: Vibe Driven Development

      JESUS TAKE THE FUCKING WHEEL

  • Simon 𐕣he 🪨 Johnson@lemmy.ml
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    Demo Driven Development is wayyy worse.

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