Probably not a good title to seek upvotes. If it does get upvotes, more programmers get share in your pain 😅

  • sleep_deprived@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish
    3·
    2 months ago

    I have this great idea for an app, we can go 70/30 on it! 70 for me because the idea is the hardest part after all. So basically it’s Twitter plus Facebook plus Tinder with a built in MMO. You can get that done in a couple weeks, should be pretty easy right?

    • ramble81@lemm.ee
      0·
      2 months ago

      That’s right there with calling JS, PowerShell and Bash “programming languages”. I said what I said.

      Edit: I’m a developer myself and it looks like I triggered everyone just as the post said. Thanks for playing!

      • bamboo@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish
        1·
        2 months ago

        I think what people generally mean when they say programming language (other than just a language to write a program) is that the language is turing complete. Even with this more limited definition, JavaScript, Bash, and Powershell are turing complete and therefore programming languages.

  • xmunk@sh.itjust.works
    1·
    2 months ago

    Figure out if they prefer spaces or tabs, insist on the other.

    Please note this won’t work on Pythonistas as they’ve already had their spirit thoroughly broken.

  • itsathursday@lemmy.world
    1·
    2 months ago

    You guys are too slow, we need to hire more of you and let the sales teams use AI to add features the client asks without waiting for you.

    AI can code now, in 2 mins I can create an app, so it shouldn’t take you long to make changes to this 10year old product.