One of my Gen Z colleagues described a conversation they had with their wife wherein she said “you’re my best friend”, and he responded with “I’m not your friend I’m your husband”. I bet that made her feel good.
Idk, dipshit feels more appropriate. “Hey dipshit, sometimes you have to pay attention to the meaning over the words when your wife is expressing how she feels about you”
One of my Gen Z colleagues described a conversation they had with their wife wherein she said “you’re my best friend”, and he responded with “I’m not your friend I’m your husband”. I bet that made her feel good.
Did you call him a douche?
You should have
Idk, dipshit feels more appropriate. “Hey dipshit, sometimes you have to pay attention to the meaning over the words when your wife is expressing how she feels about you”