[a green flag with a leaf stands above an utopian green city with vegetation and clean energy]
Greenists believe that the world should be a better place for green people, and everyone else too

[an orange fascist-looking star in a gear logo stands above a bleak concrete city]
Orangites believe that the world should only have orange people, and that all greens should be hung

[an orange character speaks smugly, in a bedroom that contains an orangite logo and a greenist/orangite flag]
Me?
I’m a greenist-orangite,
why do you ask?

https://thebad.website/comic/coherent_ideology

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    The Greenist isn’t green enough. I’m not voting to send a message they need to earn my vote.

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      Only there’s no greenish party, there’s only orange and 99% orange 1% green, and the orange-greenist is a 99 year old person running 99% orange policy to appeal to moderate oranges

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      “This orange looks more green than the other orange, I’m going to vote for it and call myself a greenist.”

      “Oh why is everything still orange? I voted for the green shade of orange!”

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        The third panel is a centrist. It is not someone who is so green that nothing is green enough for them.

        I’m mocking the leftists who flooded Lemmy with their “don’t vote for Kamala” message.

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            No I didn’t. Extreme Greenists will be telling everyone in 3 years to not vote for Mamdani because of the police killing citizens that happened under his term.

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              Its not about police killing per se its more so the lack of accountability in police killings, since it’s unavoidable shouldn’t every police shooting have some kind of scrutiny. That’s the issue.

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          Exactly. You are the green/orange in the third panel, complaining about being told you’re too orange to be green.

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            Ultra-greens: “That green looks a little yellow-green. That’s too close to orange! I’m so inclusive and tolerant. Why can’t everyone just coexist like me?”

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              Look, if you really can’t cope with not having the moral high ground of being green, maybe instead of bitching about it you can ditch the orange and get with the program.

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                Ultra-green: continues to dig heels in and insists that yellow-green is indeed orange, and that only super-ultra greens like themself are truly green and thus have the moral high ground.

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                    Orange: “Anyone who doesn’t agree with me must be annihilated!”

                    Ultra-green: “Only orangites must be annihilated, but anyone who doesn’t agree with me is as bad as orange and therefore must also be annihilated.”

                    Regular greens, blue-greens, and yellow-greens: “Look, we all have our differences, but let’s have a civilized discussion and see if we can address everyone’s concerns and find a workable solution that meets all our needs. Except for those orangites and ultra-greens, because they can’t be reasoned with and just want to kill everyone who isn’t on their side.”

                    Orangites: “You’re all radical greenist terrorists!”

                    Ultra-greens “You’re all orangite fascists! We know what you are.”

                    Orangites and ultra-greens high-five, as they’re being radicalized by the same troll farms.

                    Satan laughing spreads his wings

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            And you’re clearly the second panel because of your complete inability to understand basic concepts