[a green flag with a leaf stands above an utopian green city with vegetation and clean energy]
Greenists believe that the world should be a better place for green people, and everyone else too
[an orange fascist-looking star in a gear logo stands above a bleak concrete city]
Orangites believe that the world should only have orange people, and that all greens should be hung
[an orange character speaks smugly, in a bedroom that contains an orangite logo and a greenist/orangite flag]
Me?
I’m a greenist-orangite,
why do you ask?
Ultra-greens: “That green looks a little yellow-green. That’s too close to orange! I’m so inclusive and tolerant. Why can’t everyone just coexist like me?”
Look, if you really can’t cope with not having the moral high ground of being green, maybe instead of bitching about it you can ditch the orange and get with the program.
Ultra-green: continues to dig heels in and insists that yellow-green is indeed orange, and that only super-ultra greens like themself are truly green and thus have the moral high ground.
Keep bitching all you want, man, we both know what you are.
Orange: “Anyone who doesn’t agree with me must be annihilated!”
Ultra-green: “Only orangites must be annihilated, but anyone who doesn’t agree with me is as bad as orange and therefore must also be annihilated.”
Regular greens, blue-greens, and yellow-greens: “Look, we all have our differences, but let’s have a civilized discussion and see if we can address everyone’s concerns and find a workable solution that meets all our needs. Except for those orangites and ultra-greens, because they can’t be reasoned with and just want to kill everyone who isn’t on their side.”
Orangites: “You’re all radical greenist terrorists!”
Ultra-greens “You’re all orangite fascists! We know what you are.”
Orangites and ultra-greens high-five, as they’re being radicalized by the same troll farms.
Satan laughing spreads his wings
You can try and blur the lines all you want, you’ll still be what you are. And it’s nobody’s fault but yours.
It’s not blurring the lines to say “yellow-green isn’t orange” and the fact that you’re insisting that it does kinda shows you for what you are.
You don’t even fucking know me but you think you get to decide what I am because I had the audacity to suggest there’s more nuance than simply your way or the fascists?
Of course you’re not blurring the lines! You’re not inserting a bunch of extra shades and colours into the discussion to blur lines, you’re doing it for some different, other reason! Which is also why you’re this tilted by being told you are what you are. Because you’re not that, you’re something else!
It’s not blurring the lines at all to say “yellow-green isn’t orange.” That’s a simple fact. The line is crystal clear. And it’s not "a bunch of extra shades and colors. It’s a fucking color, and it’s not orange. Look at a color wheel if this level of nuance is too lofty for you.
You’re the one blurring the lines by saying “actually, yellow-green is orange,” and “if you’re not unquestioningly on my side then you must be on the opposite.” Not everything is black and white. Fascists are bad, yes, but it’s also entirely possible to not be a fascist and still disagree with you. The fact that you can’t seem to accept that means you’re just as bad as the fascists.
And I’m not the one being “tilted,” whatever that means, you’re the one “bitching” so that’s twice you’ve made accusations in a mirror. More fascist techniques. Get fucked.