This is second hand but I have a sister who I dunno post partem and other things she kinda went off the deep end and was eventually divorced and just generally messed up. She called my wife and told her how I was going to cheat on her and my wife laughed so then she is like. Oh your going to cheat on him. Her issues had stuff revolving around cheating and stuff. Again I heard it from her second hand later but it was kinda funny. I compared it to the monty python sketch about the guy tring to sell very small lengths of string. water resistant. no its not! water absorbent. Super Water Absorbent!