Me (13 years old at the time): Dad, Mom’s cheating on you. I saw her making out with this man.
Dad: Listen here, princess. The guy’s filthy rich, and when you have money, it’s normal to have a hot mistress like your mom.
Me: But aren’t you jealous?
Dad: laughs
I was flabbergasted, lmao.
An acquaintance went through the long history of cell phones with detailed proof that the technology was brought here by aliens.
Lol out of all the technologies to choose… i think the idea of aliens building the pyramids is more convincing.