Me (13 years old at the time): Dad, Mom’s cheating on you. I saw her making out with this man.
Dad: Listen here, princess. The guy’s filthy rich, and when you have money, it’s normal to have a hot mistress like your mom.
Me: But aren’t you jealous?
Dad: laughs
I was flabbergasted, lmao.
I met a real life Aryan Brotherhood nazi one time. I was somewhere between 10 and 12 at the time. I have a whole post about it (it was in this community about if you’ve ever met a truly evil person) . But anyway, he preached a sermon to my friend and I about all the things you might expect. The best part was the 5 minute section on evil catholics (I was/am catholic). I sure as shit didn’t tell him I was or that I’m half Syrian.
Fuck, I had one as an apartment neighbor not too long ago.
He got evicted though.
But not after taking some power tools to the door and trying to … very poorly, either break or replace the lock.
Maintenance just said ‘fuck it’, drilled their own hole into the door, and frame, ran a steel chain with a padlock through it.
He’d try coming back at 2 am every other night for a week or two, just cussed and cried for an hour every time.
But yeah the few times I randomly encountered him in the hallway… basicslly imagine Lester from GTA V, but not crippled, in cargo shorts and a wifebeater, damn near every inch of his body covered in prison quality tier nazi / white supremacist / aryan brotherhood tattoos.
Not someone you want to run in to.