• BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today
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    Listen, you’ll move on when WE decide, got it? And we ain’t even close to being done.

    For the next week, the entire press corps should ask nothing but Epstein Files questions. They’ll get the message real quick.

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    Okay, MAGA, let’s check the scoreboard:

    • Epstein Files: they’re bored, they don’t care if what you want. You were told they were full of Democrats, and it turns out they were almost ALL MAGAs.

    • America First: Tell it to Venezuela, Canada, Mexico, Colombia, Ukraine, Iran, Gaza, etc. I can’t wait until we’re in a full-fledged war, and MAGA demands a draft.

    • Deporting Criminals: turns out most of them aren’t criminals, they just wanted an excuse for roaming Death Squads committing spontaneous Firing Squads against innocent American citizens.

    • Lower Prices on Day 1: We’re past Day 365, and prices keep going up.

    So why are you still on board? Is it the Sedition? The virtuosic incompetence? The mind-boggling corruption?

    I’ll bet it’s the Pedophilia. Pedophiles know that MAGA will protect them, above all else.

    That’s why MAGAs are all Pedophiles.

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    It’s overwhelmingly obvious that we won’t move on from Epstein as long as the pedo protector-in-chief is in office.

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      pedo protector-in-chief is in office.

      Pedo AND nepo, never forget there where toddlers and babies who where involved in the system.

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      Dunno about you but I won’t move on until every John, every perpetrator, every asshole in the files has their world scorched into nothing but charred ruins.

      And they’re in jail.

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        Me I just want rich people’s heads removed from their bodies. Coincidentally that would also take care of all the Epstein perpetrators. What a coincidence!

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      unfortunetly, I know some people that go ”Well, what can we do about it… it is what it is, we have to move on”. truth is, we can do everything about this and first step towards doing something is freaking speaking about the thing!

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        ”Well, what can we do about it… it is what it is, we have to move on”

        If that’s your attitude, then you can climb right on up there on the gallows, and step up to an empty noose.

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    It’s almost tragic how desperate these people are to try to move on from Epstein, despite it being one of the few things their voter-base is rabid over…

    They didn’t seem to notice their voter-base actually bought into the whole “protect the children” rhetoric they were using to justify increased surveillance powers and the regression of women’s rights over recent years.

    I sincerely hope Trunp’s intentional ineptitude over the Epstein files will be the thing that fractures his voter-base, since it clearly wasn’t everything to do with the utterly disgusting use of ICE

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    I feel like at this point we need the Iraq style deck of cards with all the head members of the Ba’ath party, but with the Esptein cabinet instead.

    ICE does death cards and skull medallions for their work.

    Why the fuck shouldn’t we?

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      It’s worse than that: they know it does, and they don’t care. They see us as impotent.