• Buffalox@lemmy.world
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    8 hours ago

    I am sorry to announce I will step down as President of the United States. I know this will be hard for a lot of people to accept, because of the tremendous work I’ve done.
    But don’t worry, the country is in good hands, as J. D. Vance will take over after me, and J. D. Vance will continue the tremendous work we’ve been doing.

    Oh and also I’m declaring war on Venezuela, Canada and Denmark.

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        That is absolutely true, Vance is another type of dangerous, but he may be even more dangerous, because Vance may be less delusional, but he is every bit as evil.

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          He does not hold the cult of personality though. Trump has “dear leader”-level adulation among MAGATs, Vance has nothing close to that.

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        I’d take Trump over Vance any day.

        Trump is Trump, but at the end of the day operates on a lot of emotion.

        Vance is smart, like the devil. And more ‘sociopath’ feeling.