Bowyerhub
  • Communities
  • Create Post
  • Create Community
  • heart
    Support Lemmy
  • search
    Search
  • Login
  • Sign Up
ByteOnBikes@discuss.online to People Twitter@sh.itjust.works · 2 days ago

I'm cackling

discuss.online

message-square
200
fedilink
989

I'm cackling

discuss.online

ByteOnBikes@discuss.online to People Twitter@sh.itjust.works · 2 days ago
message-square
200
fedilink
  • Blackmist@feddit.uk
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    62
    arrow-down
    1
    ·
    2 days ago

    A guy I work with once went with his two black friends to their local chip shop, owned by a big Jamaican guy.

    He was the only white person in there, and when he placed his order, the owner went “Dja want gravy wit dat? White people always want graavyy”.

    He did want gravy.

    • agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      7
      ·
      1 day ago

      “I knew when you walked in you were gonna order the chicken”

      • Psythik@lemmy.world
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        4
        ·
        1 day ago

        “All these years I thought I liked chicken 'cause it was delicious! Turns out I was genetically predisposed to liking chicken.”

    • Agent641@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      26
      ·
      1 day ago

      “How dare you! But yes.”

    • MummysLittleBloodSlut@lemmy.blahaj.zone
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      14
      ·
      1 day ago

      I’m white and I want gravy

    • potoooooooo ✅️@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      4
      ·
      1 day ago

      Hell yeah, I want gravy.

    • rumba@lemmy.zip
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      11
      ·
      1 day ago

      Racial profiling in food is just an attempt to deliver the customer what they want. It would be the most benign form.

      I’m oldish and pasty white, I have a hell of a time getting Mexican places to make it proper hot.

      That said, I do love me potatoes and gravy…

    • bitjunkie@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      12
      ·
      1 day ago

      In fairness, gravy is the tits

      • potoooooooo ✅️@lemmy.world
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        3
        ·
        1 day ago

        White. Brown. It’s all good. Can’t go wrong. Same goes for gravy.

    • VitoRobles@lemmy.today
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      4
      ·
      1 day ago

      My wife is white and every time she gets forks and spoons at a Asian restaurant, she’s absolutely delighted. She can use chopsticks, just not well.

People Twitter@sh.itjust.works

whitepeopletwitter@sh.itjust.works

Subscribe from Remote Instance

Create a post
You are not logged in. However you can subscribe from another Fediverse account, for example Lemmy or Mastodon. To do this, paste the following into the search field of your instance: !whitepeopletwitter@sh.itjust.works

People tweeting stuff. We allow tweets from anyone.

RULES:

  1. Mark NSFW content.
  2. No doxxing people.
  3. Must be a pic of the tweet or similar. No direct links to the tweet.
  4. No bullying or international politcs
  5. Be excellent to each other.
  6. Provide an archived link to the tweet (or similar) being shown if it’s a major figure or a politician. Archive.is the best way.
Visibility: Public
globe

This community can be federated to other instances and be posted/commented in by their users.

  • 1.21K users / day
  • 4.16K users / week
  • 8.05K users / month
  • 17.4K users / 6 months
  • 1 local subscriber
  • 8.75K subscribers
  • 1.17K Posts
  • 39.6K Comments
  • Modlog
  • mods:
  • SendMeYourTaTas@sh.itjust.works
  • pelespirit@sh.itjust.works
  • BE: 0.19.9
  • Modlog
  • Instances
  • Docs
  • Code
  • join-lemmy.org