• Mulligrubs@lemmy.world
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    1 day ago

    SUBJECTIVE: Patient presents with complaints of TDS and “stinky hand”.

    OBJECTIVE: Patient is morbidly obese, affect deranged, body odor unpleasant. Right hand is indeed “stinky” and necrotic. Full diaper.

    ASSESSMENT: Fatty cankleoid with severe brain damage and rotting baby fist.

    PLAN: No treatment provided.