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    • shiroininja@lemmy.world
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      7 hours ago

      I mean we did used to drag them out into the street and beat them before unions. Unions are the more peaceful alternative

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      5 hours ago

      This is literally how it works. Ringing our hands and hoping our Israeli owned politicians will do something to help us has been destroying the country

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      14 hours ago

      Well I’ll never get beaten to death because I’m a fun CEO and all my employees love me, so clearly we gotta side against unions. I’ll throw a few more pizza parties to be safe.

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        BREAKING NEWS: “Fun” CEO beaten to death with frozen pizzas. The pizzas were delivered warm, so the police suspect premeditated intent in freezing the pizzas for use as a blunt, deadly instrument. The CEO’s customary grave-pissing will start, contingent on finding a suitable ditch.