xkcd #3175: Website Task Flowchart
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Tired of waiting on hold? Use our website to chat with one of our live agents, who are available to produce words at you 24/7!
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Source: https://xkcd.com/3175/
There is no rule, that you have to follow their workflow. Or is it?
Don’t play their game. Send them a registered letter. Write them what you want, why they have to do it and set a grace period. If they don’t, escalate.
Use our AI chatbot!
Needs a continuation of the help desk, where you end up educating the person on the topic. And at some point get transferred higher up to someone who might actually be able to help, and it disconnects while on hold.
I’m pretty sure the phoneline does that because of boomers who still default to doing everything by phone
*splash*
*crickets*
*gentle ocean surf*
*clink of mojito glasses*
*drowning laptop noises*




