Tanis Nikana

What the fuck.

This video’s telling me that if we’d surround this pig with leftists, he’ll be espousing proper communism in a fucking week?

I want off this whiplash ride.

I trust old meat I find lying around. It may be a different color, but it still spends the same.

Coulda called him “piggy.”

Last night I ate two bowls of knock-off cinnamon crunch at 23 o’clock, simply because I hadn’t had cereal in a while. My parents would have sure been like “why? Just wait for breakfast.”

I’m 40.

I’m gonna sit back and crack a cold one* with the boys**.

*not experience that

**linux

It’s Border Control, I assume they’d pick the cruelest possible option.

You already know the answer. They’d pick the cruelest possible option.

I’m tired, boss.

Fuck, I can’t unhear that now. You broke my Final Fantasy battle.

There’s so many moving parts and so much corruption within the system. I don’t have high hopes for this, but I hope our rapist-in-chief gets what’s coming to him.

An old PSP game called The 3rd Birthday opened with some fucked-up aliens invading NYC on Christmas Eve. It was a tragedy they didn’t use Carol of the Bells.

“Carol of The Bells” is for fighting a massive thirty-story corrupt god, destroying a metro area with wild swings of its tentacles and tongues, running up the side of a skyscraper as fast as you can, holding a batshit crazy-large technosword, collateral damage everywhere, choir lyrics come in, all so that you and the other residents of the city can finally be safe, on the night of Christmas Eve.

Tell me it’s not.

Hi! I have had two strokes and the mobility issues that come from that. There’s a story mode with greatly increased timing windows that helped a lot.

You need to play this.

It is profound.

Shiiiit, that’s basically Wild Arms or possibly Shadow Hearts, good job.

Nah, I wanted to hear more about the American cartoon.

You’re not done with this thought and you know it.

I’ve seen Les Miserables, I know how this goes.

The important thing is that humans grow and improve; expecting a perfect knowledge of theory and practical applications from the outset, shouldn’t be a thing.

That’s about when it died for me too. The first few years of being in America, I was overcome with culture shock and 🦅🦅🦅 that I never understood what was going on, but when I was 16 and 9/11 happened, that fell away pretty quick.

Because I was eleven once.