Rush hour public transit users unaware that the population of the planet is >1. Take your back pack off, move to the back of the bus, prepare to get off at least one stop ahead, move out of the way of opening doors to let people out, don’t stand in the bus’s exit zone (makes the doors open automatically at every stop), stop taking pictures inside stations (or at least wait for no people, I lose sleep if I think there’s a picture of my bloated middle-aged corpse-like body and face out there), blocking the left lane on escalators, just stopping dead in your tracks at the end of an escalator, blaring your music/calls for everyone to enjoy.
My aging fat body.
The 21st century so far.
The overwhelming endless complexity of modern computing.
E-bikes on the sidewalk.
Noisy exhausts.
Expensive shipping on eBay. Can’t e-hoard anymore. The crazy fees for selling.
Those goddamn backup sirens. What the fuck is the purpose in a city? If you saw the truck moving forwards, you’ll see it moving backwards, it doesn’t become invisible. It’s already festooned in lights. Why does anyone five blocks away need to hear your siren? At least the white noise ones aren’t as piercingly loud. Yet the other day there was a truck that helpfully had BOTH types.
The laughable quality of clothes these days. I have to hit up thrift stores where there’s little clothes in my size range (extra fat ass).
The shrinkflation. I know there used to be 6 bars in a box, not 5, don’t bullshit me. I know the wheat crackers used to be bigger. etc
People who leave their collection bins on the sidewalk on the wrong day, or all week.
People who park in the clearly marked bus stop area. The bus will honk every time. Where’s the traffic ticket agent? If you live here and overstay your legal parking spot by an attosecond, blam, ticket. Park in a bus stop: free parking?
Low quality sausages, especially anything from supermarkets. For quality gotta track down those Eastern European shops that smell like garlic and have a surly old man that only speaks Hungarian at the cash. Tasty! (The sausage, not the man)
Enormously bright LED lights on EVERYTHING.
Looking at beautiful young women knowing I’ll never have a chance again, my dating pool is the secretary from Monsters Inc.
That the species is heading towards 10 billion by 2050.
Mini USB connectors.
Needless standards duplication or overlap.
That new constructions aren’t wired up for Ethernet, coax, Fiber and “generic 10 conductor cable for purposes” between rooms and floors by default.
Front load washing machines that smell like someone took a shit in it despite the fact that I followed every recommendation and cleaning cycle, and I even cleaned the boot and hoses.
The sadness of people sleeping in fields in winter.
Recycling bags that rip or straps that break.
Nasty cheap imitation chocolate in supermarket cookies labelled “chocolatey”, etc. I like trying stuff from the “ethnic” aisle at the grocery store, I’ll check the ingredients next time. Nasty stuff. There used to be carob bean for substituting chocolate, that at least tasted natural, I guess now even that is too much.
Microwave popcorn that leaves dry husks at the back of my throat.
That hard drive with my best porn on it stopped working.
Brother printer interfaces, and for that matter, their P-Touch machines. I feel like Brother has released about 65 million models of P-Touch, none of which have the same layout, menus, functionality, or capabilities, and each one comes from the factory set up to use 6 inches of blank ribbon on each side of your 6 letter label.
Thrift stores that commonly overcharge now. I mean really, it takes me 5 seconds to look up the price, why do you bother? Like those Amazon places, I mean, Amazon itself lists that little LED projector for less than 80$, why did you put a 100$ sticker on it?
Goretex. It’s an over-rated material from the '70s that’s only used because you have to put the Goretex label for the perceived quality on clothes but it’s a shitty material compared to newer stuff that’s cheaper and better.
Cheap electronics allows extremely loud car stereos, and has also killed the home hi-fi setup, everything is a plastic mono Bluetooth speaker so… you can stream twice compressed audio into a two inch speaker in a plastic tube?
Low effort AI slop all over the place. No, a cougar with its injured cub didn’t follow you home from the forest so you could heal its cub.
There used to be 12 hotdogs in a pack and only 8 buns in a bag. They fixed that now, but now there’s spaghetti sauce with too much for three servings but not enough for four in a jar.
*okay, not totally better, as they didn’t say media. but my point is that they mentioned making the noise rather than using headphones, because using headphones isn’t the only solution, turning the goddamn volume down or off is also valid
Rush hour public transit users unaware that the population of the planet is >1. Take your back pack off, move to the back of the bus, prepare to get off at least one stop ahead, move out of the way of opening doors to let people out, don’t stand in the bus’s exit zone (makes the doors open automatically at every stop), stop taking pictures inside stations (or at least wait for no people, I lose sleep if I think there’s a picture of my bloated middle-aged corpse-like body and face out there), blocking the left lane on escalators, just stopping dead in your tracks at the end of an escalator, blaring your music/calls for everyone to enjoy.
My aging fat body.
The 21st century so far.
The overwhelming endless complexity of modern computing.
E-bikes on the sidewalk.
Noisy exhausts.
Expensive shipping on eBay. Can’t e-hoard anymore. The crazy fees for selling.
Those goddamn backup sirens. What the fuck is the purpose in a city? If you saw the truck moving forwards, you’ll see it moving backwards, it doesn’t become invisible. It’s already festooned in lights. Why does anyone five blocks away need to hear your siren? At least the white noise ones aren’t as piercingly loud. Yet the other day there was a truck that helpfully had BOTH types.
The laughable quality of clothes these days. I have to hit up thrift stores where there’s little clothes in my size range (extra fat ass).
The shrinkflation. I know there used to be 6 bars in a box, not 5, don’t bullshit me. I know the wheat crackers used to be bigger. etc
People who leave their collection bins on the sidewalk on the wrong day, or all week.
People who park in the clearly marked bus stop area. The bus will honk every time. Where’s the traffic ticket agent? If you live here and overstay your legal parking spot by an attosecond, blam, ticket. Park in a bus stop: free parking?
Low quality sausages, especially anything from supermarkets. For quality gotta track down those Eastern European shops that smell like garlic and have a surly old man that only speaks Hungarian at the cash. Tasty! (The sausage, not the man)
Enormously bright LED lights on EVERYTHING.
Looking at beautiful young women knowing I’ll never have a chance again, my dating pool is the secretary from Monsters Inc.
That the species is heading towards 10 billion by 2050.
Mini USB connectors.
Needless standards duplication or overlap.
That new constructions aren’t wired up for Ethernet, coax, Fiber and “generic 10 conductor cable for purposes” between rooms and floors by default.
Front load washing machines that smell like someone took a shit in it despite the fact that I followed every recommendation and cleaning cycle, and I even cleaned the boot and hoses.
The sadness of people sleeping in fields in winter.
Recycling bags that rip or straps that break.
Nasty cheap imitation chocolate in supermarket cookies labelled “chocolatey”, etc. I like trying stuff from the “ethnic” aisle at the grocery store, I’ll check the ingredients next time. Nasty stuff. There used to be carob bean for substituting chocolate, that at least tasted natural, I guess now even that is too much.
Microwave popcorn that leaves dry husks at the back of my throat.
That hard drive with my best porn on it stopped working.
Brother printer interfaces, and for that matter, their P-Touch machines. I feel like Brother has released about 65 million models of P-Touch, none of which have the same layout, menus, functionality, or capabilities, and each one comes from the factory set up to use 6 inches of blank ribbon on each side of your 6 letter label.
Thrift stores that commonly overcharge now. I mean really, it takes me 5 seconds to look up the price, why do you bother? Like those Amazon places, I mean, Amazon itself lists that little LED projector for less than 80$, why did you put a 100$ sticker on it?
Goretex. It’s an over-rated material from the '70s that’s only used because you have to put the Goretex label for the perceived quality on clothes but it’s a shitty material compared to newer stuff that’s cheaper and better.
Cheap electronics allows extremely loud car stereos, and has also killed the home hi-fi setup, everything is a plastic mono Bluetooth speaker so… you can stream twice compressed audio into a two inch speaker in a plastic tube?
Low effort AI slop all over the place. No, a cougar with its injured cub didn’t follow you home from the forest so you could heal its cub.
There used to be 12 hotdogs in a pack and only 8 buns in a bag. They fixed that now, but now there’s spaghetti sauce with too much for three servings but not enough for four in a jar.
Homie pulling out the manifesto
This album?
https://youtu.be/2OBgPaaEhJw
Bro is slightly ticked off I think
locked in and on point, though
I’m just getting started. I have three other tabs open. Just kidding!
Are you, by any chance, a Huge Nerd?
Only because the name HugeAsshole was already taken…
you forgot “people not wearing headphones when watching/listening to X media on mobile device in public”
Covered that under:
nah, they defined it better, actually
*okay, not totally better, as they didn’t say media. but my point is that they mentioned making the noise rather than using headphones, because using headphones isn’t the only solution, turning the goddamn volume down or off is also valid
Capitalism sucks, huh?