So… Don’t spend it at established establishments? We are better than this monero

Xenu we love you but we use tor and monero for a reason. Let us use this as well without admonishing our better angels.

Do you mean retoswap? That’s on the live network. Haveno is the reference client all the development happens on. You don’t need to do anything special. Should just work, It uses its own tor by default.