…c’mon Johnson! Get the fuck up!

…dog in bed: nah, bang bang! Lemmy sleep!

RFK…Nah! Nah…just fed 4 kids in contact with a measles kid. They all got it. OKay okay, so it’s not food!.. Let’s try washing their hands. Get these out of here, just keep one of them and get another 4 fresh kids please!

Domo!

Nevermind I’m banned from reddit. But can I please just make stuff up? $5 bucks!

Gimmy 5 bucks I’ll tell you everything Luigi did! I saw it all on reddit.

Jaggedy for his pleasure. Better add diy reaming lube…mix hot pepper powder in lemon juice and vinegar. Mix with honey for a pasty texture that sticks.

I got permabanned during the women’s March for cheering on the March posters and such. I started and admined the /keitruck sub reddit. I also had some other subreddits that weren’t as big. Keitruck is pretty small though. All that work for nothing. So I didn’t fight the ban, just moved here. Good move! Now I only go to reddit from accidentally clicking on web searches. Who knows WTF is going on.

Surprise surprise!

At work we deal with valuable information and we gotta be careful what to ask. Probably we’ll have a total ban on these things at work.

At home we don’t give a fuck what your AI does. I just wanna relax and do nothing for as long as I can. So off load your AI onto a local system that doesn’t talk to your server and then we’ll talk.

Lol seriously! When we had our first kid and moved to a new place we didn’t unpack the TV at all and that made things inside the house quiet. Like weird quiet.

Stuck in traffic…introducing, the all new 2025 elantra! Hyundai has done it again! We all known it sounds like sentra but they keep making new elantras every year! Now just 54,978.73 with a 56% Apr amortized weekly!

Papa pa pa paaaa! I’m loving it!

New on the McDonalds menu!

Thanks for listening to 100.7! Your friends Krissy and tushy.

Avocados from Mexico!.. Now just $4.50 extra on every taco!

Donate to Snt Vincent’s cousin Alfredo Medo. Every year thousands go hungry without a proper apply wristwatch…

At Von’s club we’re family!

You’ve arrived! Welcome home! Don’t forget the two dildoes on your Amazon cart! The pink one is Christina’s favorite. Antonio loves the blue one because its gir…door slams!

Hatchback opens…when you open up a new Coke check under the cap to win a trip to Eldorado! …hatchback slams!

If you’re 70, don’t worry this will all be over soon…unless you’re doing an 18 year old right now. I would find me a nice person who might be coughing some freedom up. You’ll find then at the public transit and the urgent care unit at your local hospital. There are quicker ways. Thanks for voting trump!

You know the light sources come from SanDiego California right? But they go into the EUV machines built by ASML in the Netherlands using lasers from Germany. But the machines get transported and assembled at the costumer’s site.

If China has a rival machine this will technologically bankrupt not only the US but also Europe. Additionally, China would have no more reason to not attack and take over Taiwan.

Trump needs to learn math. Once you have zero trade, another 50% has 0 effect.

I am titaneeeuum!

No need to continue once you’ve taken their for financial advantage. The companies who did businesses with Canada will just stop and go pay the higher American price until they fail. Thanks you orange fucktard!

Let that sink in.

That’s right! Teach those college students a thing or two… Forgive their loans, they hate that so much!

Okay so 3 people! Excellent! We must make arrangements right away! Valla von dios!

I feel for the reporters…he just cut 1billion from the blind!..ran over two cute puppies!.. Deported two mute babies…canceled banking… Destroyed all industrial systems… Raped 3 old ladies and one that was a solid 6…got impeached over the weekend for shooting a goat and drinking its blood right on wall street! And the reporters can barely keep up with all the oozing bullshit. As a reader I can’t handle much more of this myself. I want him to stop and I don’t want to hear his stupid name ever again for as long as I live.

Did you guys noticed how close to mars all those companies are!?