This is the kind of gang violence I can get behind

Dunk them in the water like a teabag

Are you planning on removing the molten batteries from the truck? Something tells me burying* the whole truck is the easier and safer course of action.

Because suffering and fear is the point

Same, and I also thought Kamala would win because our voters couldn’t possibly be dumb enough to elect the dipshit fascist again after how badly it went the first time and how he was talking about all the awful shit he’d do.

I was wrong to put any faith in my fellow citizens, clearly.

Apparently Floridians didn’t have the right to not be hit by a car for exercising their first amendment rights

Wait, their fuckin coffee TALKS!!?!

Or just plain old fashioned engagement baiting.

ISO 8601 is clearly much superior due to being delimited.

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Same, though the nice thing about being in a (largish) polycule is that someone gets tested every few months

That’s only because they don’t have the religious law in place yet.

Lol, you don’t have to be celibate to be willfully childless. I have plenty of friends that got the snip/knot before having a kid because they don’t want one. And they are some of the sluttiest motherfuckers I know (and they’d take that as the compliment it was).

I barely trust people driving on 2d roads, no way in fuck I’d be ok with flying cars operated by the window lickers already on the road

#9: Stand and deliver

Dude is totally fucking her knees.

When I buy a handle, I don’t know how many ounces are in it, just that there’s 1.75L in it.

I’ve had to use outdated documentation that made the problem worse. So I guess bad documentation is like bad, unprotected sex with a lot lizard that leaves you with an itching or burning sensation.

Anybody have a TLDR for people who have been blissfully unaware of the Space Karen vs Twitler slap fight?

And alcohol!

Who doesn’t make travel spaghetti with their portable pot of boiling water?