A flamboyance of flamingos? A business of ferrets? A sloth of bears?

No. Pretty sure the origin of that quote is a Shakespeare villain.

The way you’ve described the situation, it sounds like you’re the problem.

I tell him “Nice goatee, bro.”

I don’t have kids, but my cat thinks he deserves a turd in his shoe.

Not universally, though. There are parts of the world where the swastika has had positive nazi-free associations for centuries. I occasionally drive home past this temple which is decorated with swastikas. One of the oldest churches in the city has swastikas in its stained glass windows. And one of the staff members where I work is named Swastika because it’s an old family name in her country of origin and her parents only heard about WWII as something that happened far away.