propter_hog [mirror/your pronouns]

Hell yeah, check out the blue bruising on those mushrooms. You know those motherfuckers are gonna slap.

This makes me sad :-\

To the surprise of absolutely no one

And if you’re working from a secure compartmentalized environment or are working on a high security project that doesn’t let you pull libraries from outside. Lots of reasons for being able to roll your own. Besides the fact that it takes like two minutes to write it correctly.

And if you’re in a language that doesn’t implement it

Don’t forget the ' OR '1'='1' --

“It worked on Bugs Bunny” -George H. W. Bush, probably