C’mon you apes…pigs, frogs, rats, chickens, and, eh, looks at gonzo whatever.

I see milk thrown around as the common thing people are supposed to know about. I’m lactose intolerant and have no idea how much a gallon of milk costs. It’s unlikely you could find 10 things that everyone buys and has similar pricing across brands and variations.

Nah, you just figured out the Hero’s Journey: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hero’s_journey

You can apply a similar rubric to Star Wars or Harry Potter.

I take it your step son watched Blue Streak?

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