Oh fuck this… I can’t even look at my own code from a year or two ago and understand what the hell I was doing.

I learned some very basic COBOL back in high school (using punch cards), and that shit was confusing as hell.
There is no possible way that this ancient codebase could be migrated by a bunch of 20 year olds in such a short amount of time.

Makes me wonder if it would be a good idea to take down my “Hate has no home here” flag, that is prominently displayed in my yard.

We live in a very diverse neighborhood, and I’m happy to have this flag up. But I don’t need any billy-jackoffs coming around causing a fuss, or worse.

Made even more sad given that, as a child, he likely received the MMR vaccine.

These fools never seem to think about that part.