Or we could call it… (cue pinky to corner of mouth) … “MINI-MEasles”

The solution is more left-wing protest groups. Especially now that their manpower is down. (Edit: they’re their)

Upvoted for the “The Founder” reference.

Like, I don’t know, children you can carry around? That could work.

I still want to see them slash the Secret Service to maybe, one guy who doesn’t work weekends. /s

So let me guess. Coming on the heels of, “Elon Musk should check Fort Knox to see if the gold is really there”, the next step would be a 1:1 “trade” of bitcoin for actual, tangible gold - which will be hidden away in a certain Mar-a-Lago basement. Remember you read it here first.

More like Brawndo. It’s what constituents crave.