Fonzie!

So instead of porn being streamed at Italian politics, the Italian politics are at a porn stream!

Neato!

Everyone is saying that’s not a friend, but I’m seeing paranoia or at least anxiety.

Wether they’re a friend or not doesn’t really matter here, take care of yourself, talk with people of you need to, okay?

What’s the C-word? Cunt?

In that case yes, it’s cunty behaviour but that’s not normal behaviour.

Funny for once, but highly inefficient. Hexagons remain bestagons.

There are ten digits in our numeral system, and the thumb is neither a 0, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, or 9.

Apple customers are return customers, regardless of how badly they are treated.

I don’t know why you are downvoted, because this is just true.

I can’t think of a single other manufacturer that would sell me a small form factor computer with 4 or 5 Thunderbolt/USB 4 ports.

Oh. That’s why.

in case anyone doesn’t get it: Apple’s laptops and phones infamously lack all sorts of ports, the macbook “pro” m1 only has two USB-C ports and that’s it

Oh neat, thanks!

Yeah, I believe your edit.

Where do you get potassium hydroxide from in the 12th century?

Yeah but it’s Microsoft JavaScript.

Okay you know what? Fair.

How old are you, Adam?

Get that boomer joke outta here!

If you have an account and are subscribed to YouTubers you want to see regularly, just visit https://www.youtube.com/feed/subscriptions

You choose what YouTube serves you, much like visiting your subscribed communities overview on Lemmy!

Bonus tip: If you’re on Linux, install webapp-manager, add a webapp for the address mentioned with a browser of your choosing, its own addons if you’d like such as Return YouTube Dislike and Enhancer for YouTube!

At some point around retirement age, humans seem to cognitively revert back to children

I know someone who works in a elderly care home, she says roughly the same: “Ouderen verkindsen” (elderly turn into children)

Your cognitive abilities really do seem to diminish after a certain point, no matter where. It’s annoying they think they’re adults and demand respect…

I was thinking the same, but I’ve not seen anyone seeming like a weed dealer so far. I think it’s just a case of German humour 😋

Hm fair point!

XMPP is focused on personal chats, calls and group chats. It’s a better drop-in replacement for Messenger, WhatsApp, Telegram and Signal.

Matrix is great too, although it’s focused on channel-based, administrated chat rooms. It’s got a higher barrier of entry but is an excellent replacement for Discord, Teams and Slack for managing companies and other organised groups.

They fill in different use cases and are both excellent decentralised services with the possibility to avoid non-European digital services!

It’s so bad comparitively that I am considering to just not use AI anymore.

This is the way.

EDIT I misunderstood the post, this is what you’re using, not what you’re recommending, sorry about that!
I will still include my original comment below.

Still, I use and can recommend XMPP and the provider magicbroccoli.de! Arne the admin is also a swell guy!

Bold move recommending US Signal over European Telegram!

I’d personally trust neither very much; one’s US funded and the other clearly not as secure outside “secret chats”.

But what about Threema? Or a European XMPP provider like the excellent magicbroccoli.de?

In case of the US they’ll ask “Oh? You reject him? You and what army?”

You can’t really deny the US much, y’know.

this guy’s dead wife*

Still fits!