Where do I sign?

Game of Thrones. Also, I agree on The Walking Dead but I gave up pretty early, season 4 or 5 maybe? They had just met Negan. The plot was just so repetitive.

Why not apologize on Monday morning when all of your viewers are watching?

Stop sending your kid’s smiley face emoji

A Utahn?

Republicans and MAGA Republicans are the same group.

There will be…

Repercussions?

No, idiot. Consultations!

I look out the window to see what’s going on down the street and who the hell is on my lawn

I would attend town halls if I knew there would be breakdancing

He runs while sitting. Somehow.

How did you get your superpowers?

I bought shrimp at Walmart.

Shelbyville? Seriously?

They’ll blame the rest of us

Got eem

Did they really not give the names of the 3 counties?

We already have the whole of human knowledge in our pocket and we look at cat memes. AI isn’t going to change that.

Well, Texas cops aren’t gonna do it…

My battery sucks after this update. Once I get down to 30% it free falls.

Dude wants to be melted by some ancient relic the army is forced to dig up.

Cheddar cheese pretzel is my Combos pick every time