Those include connecting kitchen equipment to the internet, and outfitting them with sensors providing real-time data feeds that the generative apps will analyze and respond to.

I eagerly await the day that the ice cream machine will be down down from ransomware.

A looming shutdown: With the federal government set to run out of money on Friday, there were signs that Democrats could help pass a stopgap spending bill to avert a government shutdown. Senator Chuck Schumer of New York, the Democratic leader, was said to have told colleagues during a private lunch that he would support allowing a final vote on the measure, despite deep reservations within his party.

Stop providing cover you useless fucks. Shut it down! Let them flounder!

then-President Jimmy Carter transferred sovereignty to Panama in the late 1970s.

We’re literally just invading another country to take their property. Which to be fair IS a long rich American tradition, but gawdamnit it has to stop.

A detective stands over my lifeless body, Detective Salvitore is panting for air, desperate to catch up to her partner and mount the hill. She reaches the crest covered in sweat, vision blurring but enthused at the grim sight before Detective Glassgow.

Salvitore fumbles for her radio, wheezing a shaky “We… we… I… found-” before Glassgow cuts her off.

“Save it Sal, I already told them we found the vegan.”

President Musk told his employee to do a photoshoot.

This story makes no sense any other way.

Jack Daniel’s is a Tennessee company, which voted overwhelmingly for Trump (60+%) in 2016, 2020 and 2024.

“But why did they eat MY face!?!”

Biden’s approval rating went negative in September 2021, around seven months after he was sworn into office, while for Trump it’s been just over a month.

It couldn’t come at a worse time for the company

Neither could their capitulation to Trumps bigoted rhetoric.

I got a lot of flak and eye rolls from my liberal friends a few years ago when I, as a queer woman, would criticize their Rainbow Capitalism. But Target is not an ally, they never were. They are simply a corporation that got some easy publicity in liberal spaces by showing the bare minimum decency.

Fair weather allies, aren’t.

Immediately take the blue pill.

If I’m the one who has to save the world than it’s already fucked. I’d rather not watch.

We are going to be writing every day in support and defense of two pillars: personal liberties and free markets.

Democracy dies in the free market.

Yeah, odd inclusion. Duckduckgo is indeed a search enginge, but it’s essentially just a front end for Bing.

Mental illness doesn’t make you a Nazi. Saying Ye is acting like this because he’s off his meds is saying that those with diagnosed with bipolar or narcissism are just one step away from being a bigot. That’s not true and it only furthers the stigma of those with mental health issues.

Ye is the one choosing to be racist, that choice is on him alone.