Should have told him “Thank You”.

I’m with the locals on this one. Bezos should go attempt something anatomically impossible on himself.

I agree, but that’s not very relevant to the comment you’re replying to.

Trump is one of them, and so is Bibi, so let’s all have a drink!

And this is precisely why a billion is too much money for one person to have.

platters were bent

I thought HDD platters were supposed to be too brittle for that.

In other words, a billion is too much money for one person to have.

Only after cutting up bell peppers without using gloves. The stabbing itch from that is unlike anything else I know.

If you want to get food aid into Gaza, it might be best to smuggle it in using drones or cartel subs.

Ugh, fuck my city and state.

How in the world did I manage to agree with a Walton about something?

Isn’t there a law against this? Not that Cheetoface cares about those…

Weird hair and tacky fur coats, I guess.

Let’s hope this causes more Perot-esque vote spoilers on the right wing.

Well, he does believe he can fly.

After reading the article, this ironically seems to be one of the few times Donnie Moscow managed to pick someone who seems decent for the job.

I don’t really care enough anymore to actively wish any of those things on him. I just wish him gone from the Oval Office. The particulars are someone else’s problem.

Turns out we’ll try all sorts of bizarre schemes before we’re willing to try doing the obviously right thing.

That’s just like, uh, your opinion, man.