He was in for a world of hurt and decided to EWO instead.

I don’t blame that girl one bit for hitting him. In fact, I hope she used her nails. Some people simply have no sense of boundaries until they receive percussive instruction.

That motherfucker’s lying and getting me pissed.

Donald Trump spouting a Juggalo-adjacent line wasn’t on my bingo card.

Technically, physics does allow a satellite-based method to deal with climate change. Economics, on the other hand, does not. You would need to chuck an unfathomable amount of mass into orbit.

As an apostate that used to attend an AG church, this one hits waaay too close to home for me. It also doesn’t surprise me that much. The one I used to go to veery much had an “in-group” mentality.

Well, there is a Jason meme, too, but that’s something completely different.

I guess I just didn’t connect those dots. I figured drawing people skinny was just a stylistic choice.

Wait, srgrafo’s a pedo creep? When did that come out?

He thinks he’s Don Quixote, but really he’s just Don Shitote.

I’d rather not.

Actually, I’d be more surprised if he sank. Fat is bouyant, and he’s got a lot of it.

That looks less like taking a dump and more like road rage.

I really think the activists should start using Narco Subs to get the aid in. It might be more effective than surface ships.

I can ride a bike to a coal plant from my house. Thing’s almost as ugly as the five-over-one across the street from my house.

The tinnitus in my right ear sounds exactly like a CRT. Imagine being stuck with that sound for life.

COCAINE

I thought it said debugging for a moment and was about to say something about the DMCA.

I live there. Can confirm, not satisfied with this shithole state.

“state where escalators are a novelty and there are more cows than humans.”

Hey I resemble that remark!